The (Nearly) All New Castle Gormenghast

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Read lots of nonsense about Formula One on my Totally Biased Formula One '00 Season Preview page in conjunction with Pete Fenelon . (Also available is the Totally Biased Formula One '98 Preview page and the Totally Biased Formula One '99 Season Preview page alas, missing is the foolish vitriol that started it all - the Totally Biased '97 Season Preview - the one where Mika Hakkinen is a world champion at pocket billiards. Anyone who has seen this missing document please return it to me.)
Read stories about science and sheep on my short stories page.
See what's on top of my computer today with my My office in action page.
Gain insight into the world of advertising with my thoughts about adverts page.
Read about the films that Hollywood refuses to make with my Invisible films page.
So where to now?
Skip lightly through my fun page
Or look through the miscellaneous wreckage of my other page
Wade through a sea of words with my waffle page
Take a serious look at my work page
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Note - this web page has been constantly available on the WWW since 1993. It hasn't been updated much since then. So don't expect any JavaScript.
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