East Wing

The East Wing of Castle Gormenghast is under construction. Or, perhaps more accurately, under passive consideration. On this page go things which I thought might be a good idea but actually never bothered to finish. These works in progress are kept here until either I can be encouraged to finish them or I tire of them utterly and they are finally erased from my Weltanschaung.

A 70% completed Story about Aliens which is for Hester if it's ever written (she promised me a pint if I wrote a story for her web site).

A 60% completed article on a new method for Fortune telling with sandwiches.

A begun (and that's all I know) Story about Fish which is for Kriss if it's ever written because she once asked me to tell her a story about a goldfish which was bored - and two years later I still haven't.

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