Welcome to my Old Things Page
This page contains things which I wrote a while ago. Some people have
said they're funny/interesting/a bit poor really. Still, I've got
the disk space so they're here.
Listen to me heap praise on my favourite
Look at some of my feeble attempts at
Discover why I believe
the universe does not exist.
Your chance to purchase
Golden Wonderful Magical Logoff Screens.
Pick up some bargains with the
York VAX closing down sale.
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WARNING: this may be an OLD version of this page.
You could find an updted version of this page from my