The (Nearly) All New Castle Gormenghast
Important Warning: This is my OLD home page
You may want my marginally better maintained
New Home Page
Read lots of nonsense about Formula One on my
Totally Biased Formula One '00 Season Preview page in conjunction with
Pete Fenelon .
(Also available is the
Totally Biased Formula One '98 Preview page and the
Totally Biased Formula One '99 Season Preview page alas, missing
is the foolish vitriol that started it all - the Totally Biased
'97 Season Preview - the one where Mika Hakkinen is a world champion
at pocket billiards. Anyone who has seen this missing document please
return it to me.)
Read stories about science and sheep on my
short stories page.
See what's on top of my computer today with my
My office in action page.
Gain insight into the world of advertising with my
thoughts about adverts page.
Read about the films that Hollywood refuses to make with my
Invisible films page.
So where to now?
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Note - this web page has been constantly available on the WWW since 1993.
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