The new F1 season review is in place at: http://manor.york.ac.uk/new/f1/f103.html As is now traditional, here is the review in summary with the excess verbiage excised: "bad puns.... podium positions...often appalled...seedy garage in Croydon... gay sex...NASCAR...futtering...Luke Duke...barn door...scrap-heap challenge... filthy...drug-crazed armed robbers...heroin abuse...tug-of-love... Yawn...domination...wonderful Boethius quote...I never cease to play... crush Tom Walkinshaw...rampages through Neo Tokyo...off the rails... I think Michael may get a podium or two...Forza Rubinho...every year you trot out a load of stats...pining for Alan Jones...drive the nuts off... grunt...reaaally monstering...balls the size of Medellin...Stop being shit... old tugger...Krautkrap...Where's the passion?...Wille E. Coyote... old codger...ancient and full of crap...DC...realistic gripping hands... eggs...nationalist droolers...plastic fetishists...sexy, witty, charming and rich...fitfull imbecility...knacker...Riccardo Rosset(anag)...Svengali... plodding workhorse...his mother's womb...egomaniac tosser...heavy under-the- clothes petting...he's "very 'appy"...cuteness stakes...crappy Christopher Hilton...drunken bozo...get legless...WHAT ABOUT JONESEY!...What about Jonesey?... Jungle Boy...wankerhood...defy parody...endless farcical futility...cancer...useless...grotesquely swollen...dump its shares... licking any blonde...dreggsy...whinging brat...sour...shite...love Minardi... slicks...contributory negligence...arsehole...anal leakage...oxymoron... plate tectonic...latest lucky contestant...stupid puns...Turd...artificial tits...Second best driver in the world my arse...Giz fiddy pee...shambolic wreck...fracas...gone down the tubes horribly...Groan...looking tenuous... Monkey...Taki Inoue..."