The I-Tarot

The I-Tarot is the distilled wisdom of the moderns, distilled by hand by me. See your future in the cards.

N.B. The I-Tarot cards are so mystical that it is in fact dangerous to see the face sides of them.

Click Reload for another reading - but remember, do not approach the oracle frivolously


Meanings of the Cards

Card representing aspects of your past

The Electric Toothbrush

The judgement: A misguided gardener, eating their lunch, succeeds.

Card representing aspects of your present

Pollution

The judgement: A proud chat show host, stuck by lightning, finds a yellow arrow.

Card representing aspects of your future

The Seven of Traffic Cones

The judgement: A young princess, watching the skies, must stop. It furthers one to eat ones greens.


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