The I-Tarot

The I-Tarot is the distilled wisdom of the moderns, distilled by hand by me. See your future in the cards.

N.B. The I-Tarot cards are so mystical that it is in fact dangerous to see the face sides of them.

Click Reload for another reading - but remember, do not approach the oracle frivolously


Meanings of the Cards

Card representing aspects of your past

The Fast-Food Container

The judgement: An ancient king, crossing a stream, wets their tail. It furthers one to run away.

Card representing aspects of your present

Nuclear Disaster

The judgement: A proud king, crossing a stream, finds a yellow arrow.

Card representing aspects of your future

The Four of Traffic Cones

The judgement: A mystical prime-minister, crossing their eyes, crumbles.


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